Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Goodbye Superman

So Henry Caville is leaving the role of Superman behind. That’s the rumor, anyways. This is the huge controversy going around the internet now, and with so many comic fans scrutinizing everything Marvel and DC, this could be the nail in the coffin for the DC Extended Universe. Ben Affleck has already established his intentions on not returning as Batman, so for all we know, The Batman may never happen. 

It’s no secret that the Marvel Cinematic Universe is the most successful film franchise ever, expanding to TV shows and comics (although the shows aren’t really very related to the movies, with the exception of Agents of SHIELD).

Barely any relation to the movies. Like the distant 4th cousin you forget is part of your family.

So everybody is trying to copy it. Universal failed with their attempt at a Dark Universe, Disney has put Star Wars projects on hold with the harsh criticism of Solo, and now DC, the most obvious company to want to copy Marvel’s success, has hit another hiccup in their failing attempt.

It’s not as though they’ve been doing that great with their movies anyways. Nobody celebrates DC movies the way they do with Marvel. Most of Marvel movies have been amazing. The only character with dismal films in comparison to the DC movies is Thor, but they fixed that with Ragnarok. My hope for DC movies was rising when I saw the trailer for Shazaam and for Aquaman. The first appears to be a straight comedy (like Thor: Ragnarok) and the other looks like an underwater Black Panther. I don’t think we’ll see another Justice League, which means we’ll never, ever see a GOOD Justice League movie. It might be best for DC to just make whatever movies they want to make, loosely connect them somehow, but give up on the forced team-up. Both of their attempts at this, Batman versus Superman and Justice League, did nothing for fans but disappoint.

DC Comics, the owners of the world’s first superhero, the world’s first powerless crime fighter, the inspiration for all that have come afterwards—they are trapped in Marvel’s shadow, and no matter what they come out with, no matter what films they make, they will always be compared with Marvel. But Marvel managed the impossible. They somehow figured it out, made it work, and made everybody else jealous. I just wonder how long DC is going to beat this dying horse and keep trying to replicate a far superior franchise. Nobody else can do it. Ok, maybe a few people can, but I’ll write about that later. Let’s see how Shazam and Aquaman do, but my hopes for DC movies are steadily diminishing.

Except for Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman was awesome. Good job with that one, DC… except it kind of seemed like a Captain America ripoff…

Ok, one’s got a superhero leading a ragtag team of men in WWI, the other’s got a superhero leading a ragtag team of men in WWII. Never mind. Not the same at all.

Saturday, April 7, 2018

My Thoughts on the Netflix Movie That Used My Idea Before I Could

So I finally watched the movie Bright. I read about this film before they released it on Netflix and immediately felt frustration. I’ve written the first two chapters to a novel with a very similar premise. In case those reading don’t know the idea behind the movie, it’s set in modern day, but in this world, mythical creatures live among us. It’s about two cops, one human, one orc, who have to work together. My book idea, which I started on years ago, was very similar, except the cop was an elf not an orc. But when I saw the movie story idea, I thought “I can’t write that book now! They’ll think I ripped it off.”

So yeah, I didn’t like when the movie came out, but I had to eventually watch it. After all, it’s a movie based on my general book idea, so I needed to see what they decided to do with it.

So… spoilers. I like to think of this thing as a sort of modern day Lord of the Rings story. We got the three main races – elves, humans, and orcs (they also have fairies, and I think I saw a centaur at one point). The orcs are considered villainous; the elves, superior beings; and the humans, we’re just the ones caught in the middle. I suppose having dwarves might have been in bad taste, seeing how this is modern day New York, and dwarfism is a real thing in the modern day world. 

The main characters have to protect a magical item that can be used to resurrect an ancient dark lord (like I said, it’s similar to Lord of the Rings). The “Brights” are people that can hold and use a magic wand, a very rare object in this movie. Most Brights are elves, but in rare cases, a human is a bright. So, yada yada yada, they stop the evil, save the world, etc.

This movie is obviously about racism, and yet they miss a golden opportunity that I was hoping and expecting them to take advantage of. Brights are unusual, almost always an elf. Humans have been known to be one from time to time, but it seems that they don’t know a whole lot about how a person or creature can become a Bright. 

Throughout the whole movie, they are showing the racist persecution of the orc cop, all the hatred he has to endure on a daily basis. He is genuinely a good person/orc, and has a pure heart. Will Smith’s character, on the other hand, is kind of an asshole. He is like somebody who makes offhand remarks that are racist, but not blatantly racist… more like “diet racism”.

As I watched the movie, I thought to myself, it would be great if in the end, the orc ends up being a Bright. The first, the only, orc Bright. But, alas, this was not the case. Will Smith, the asshole who had a change of heart throughout the film, ended up being a Bright, mainly because he’s Will Smith. What about the orc? He didn’t need a change of heart. He was pure of heart since the beginning. If anybody should be a Bright, it should be him. A huge basis behind racism is the thoughts that one race is superior to another. In the movie, the orcs are clearly portrayed as the inferior race. If an orc could end up being a Bright, this would prove that no race was above another. But instead, the message of the story ends up being this: You can be a wonderful person, you can do everything right, be the one who stands up for what’s right, but if you are the wrong race, you still won’t measure up to others, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

What a pile of horseshit. This reminds me of Beauty and the Beast versus Shrek

Image result for shrek vs beast 

In BB, the point of the story is supposed to be that it matters whats on the inside, not what you look like – but then the Beast turns into a handsome prince, so this defeats the purpose of the story. In Shrek, however, Fiona turns into an orc. They are teaching the same principle, but they stick to it in the end, and tell a much better story with a much more uplifting message. 

So, long story short, if a story is trying to teach a valuable moral, the way this story ends is critical, because if the ending negates the lesson being taught, then it has an opposite effect.

Thursday, March 22, 2018

It sucks to be a vampire writer... good thing I prefer werewolves

So I haven’t been living up to my New Year’s resolutions. Haven’t been focusing on my writing like I wanted to, haven’t been pursuing getting an agent, drawing any of the illustrations I wanted to, etc. Basically I’ve been slacking, and while there are always plenty of excuses, the primary reason is that I’ve just been losing my focus.
So one of my big agendas is to get one of my novels fully edited to where I think it needs to be. I’ve been editing that thing since 2009. I began writing it in 2008, and just as I got immersed in it, the first Twilight movie came out. Here’s the big problem with that: my novel is a werewolf novel. Yeah, there’s always been vampire movies and werewolf movies, but that was a bad year for my genre.
My preferred version of the movie

Then all these vampire shows came out. And I don’t mean specifically vampire shows. These were cross-contaminated supernatural shows. Where there were vampires and werewolves (and witches… sometimes). They just kept popping up

Technically this show premiered two months before they release Twilight


True Blood for teens

and over

and over

and over

Yeah, they're not called vampires in this show, but the glittery abominations from Twilight aren't vampires either (real vampires burn in the sun).

and over
Technically, a spinoff, but it still counts
and over again

Now perhaps this was just coincidence, but it seemed to trigger an over-saturation in the market. Everybody was into supernatural vampire/werewolf horror. So while my book is strictly a werewolf novel, nobody was looking for that. 

And it’s not like this is the first time they’ve done supernatural mashups. Hell, the original Universal Monsters had their own shared universe with Dracula and the Wolfman. 

It just seemed like it was becoming too much. The literary market felt the heat from this, and everybody was trying to get a piece of Stephanie Myers’ pie. I’m not even going to try and list all the vampire/werewolf novels that spawned from the obsession of so many Twi-hard fans. Just click here (the list exceeds 1,200).

Either way, hopefully enough time (ten years) has passed for the market to settle down, and maybe, just maybe, when I get it out there, there will be a place for my novel that isn’t overshadowed by everything else.