Its been a while since I wrote in my blog, but my wife pointed
this product out to me, and I just had to say something. Take a look at the
picture first:
Have we gotten to the point where a person cannot just stop to
take the time to pee? I mean, yeah one of the perks of being a guy is that you
can pee pretty much anywhere, but it’s not like we actually bring bottles with
us to pee into in case we don’t have the time to use the restroom (movies like
Dumb and Dumber like to make jokes like that, but in all honesty, it’s really
gross). And to think—a product like this was made for women first, and not men.
Stereotypically, women are considered to be cleaner and more refined than men
(a stereotype that is pretty much true), so one would think they would invent a
product for men to use to pee into without having to go into a restroom. But it
came for women first. Lucky for you girls, you get a reusable storage tube to
keep your pee in.
Where would you use a thing like this? Do you sneak into a closet,
pull your pants down, and stick the funnel between your legs before letting the
urine pour freely? Is this for when there is a long line in the restroom? (No
more waiting!)
Quite honestly, I’m not sure if I should be curious, bewildered,
or perhaps jealous. You know, sometimes I have to pee while watching a movie
and I don’t want to get up during the good parts. Maybe I should patent the
idea of a portable catheter with a leak-proof carrying container.
Don’t get it confused with bagged lemonade
Unless maybe you like drinking your own urine.
“Its sterile and I like the taste”
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