So I haven’t’ watched this film in
quite some time, but I have watched it. Then I heard they came out with a
sequel. I thought… how bad can it get? The answer, pretty damn bad. Then, a
couple of years later, Deebo
from Friday needed a paycheck and
decided to star in part 3.
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| I think this was the highlight of his career |
The third installment… the third ‘movie’
is one of the worst things ever made. To watch this epic trilogy, you got to
have a tough stomach.
So the idea behind the premise of
this film started with an idea Tom Six had about punishment for a pedophile.
What if you took the child molester and stitched his mouth to the ass of a
truck driver so he would be forced to eat somebody else’s shit? And that,
ladies and gentlemen, is how The Human Centipede was born.
The first movie is simple enough to
introduce the idea: three unsuspecting young people are kidnapped and forced
into an experimental procedure. They are attached ass-to-mouth, and yes,
defecation does happen.
Part two: this one takes place in
the “real world” where a psychotic with an obsession over the first movie tries
to recreate it. This one is over-the-top gory. No surgical procedures here.
This movie has everything you don’t want. Masturbation with sandpaper. Being
attached ass-to-mouth with a staple gun. Force-fed laxatives and explosive shit
into people’s mouths. A newly born fetus being crushed and killed. It ends up
one of the messiest, grossest movies and goes waaaaay too far.
Let me see. Waterboarding with
boiling water. Eating dried African clitorises. Consumption of testicles. A
whole lot of murder. Aaaaaand…. a 500 person human centipede made of prison
inmates. On top of all that, this movie has the shittiest acting since Troll 2.
The only thing worse than these
films would be A
Serbian Film, which I’ve never brought
myself to watch. So, long story short, if you want to watch torture porn, stick with the Saw movies.
