So I get into a conversation with somebody day before yesterday about
the fact that there are no more original movies, and everything these days are
remakes, sequels, etc. Yeah, we’ve all heard it before, I hear people saying it
all the time, it’s a worn down topic. But the thing is, at the time I was
having that conversation, my wife was at the movies with her mom seeing The Age of Adaline, which just so
happens to be one of those original movies that everybody says no longer
exists. Now judging from what my wife said about the film, it sucks monkey
balls, but regardless of quality, it is still an original movie. So this gets
me thinking – when I saw Avengers: Age of
Ultron on Saturday, what movie previews did they have before the film?
They had the two upcoming Marvel comics films Ant Man and the Fantastic Four remake of a remake, but they also had Tomorrowland and Pixels, neither of which are based on anything as far as I could
tell.
Both of which look entertaining. |
I looked up Tomorrowland
and learned that they decided to take the name from an attraction at
Disneyworld, sort of like they did with Pirates
of the Carribean, so I guess in a sense, this doesn’t count as an original
movie. I mean, the script and story was original, but it was based on, or
should I say inspired by, Disney’s Tomorrowland,
so that one’s out. Then there’s the movie Pixels,
which looks stupid, just another Adam Sandler retarded film from his production
studio Happy Madison.
The studio that brought us these classics. |
I go to look that one up, and it is based on a short
animated French film. So the two possibly original movies I saw trailers for
aren’t original at all. This seems to strengthen the ever so popular argument
that original films are dead. But then I get to thinking that I heard somewhere
that the majority of the movies that won Oscars last year had never been seen
or heard of by the majority of the population.
Before I go any further, I guess I should change my
definition of “original”, because technically nothing is absolutely original,
the idea has to come from somewhere, or is inspired by something, so for
argument’s sake, I’ll just go with sequels and remakes/reboots.
I looked it up and the highest
grossing movies of 2014 were Transformers 4 (sequel), Hobbit 3 (sequel in a
series, and the series itself is a prequel), Guardians of the Galaxy (original-ish. Part of the Marvel Cinematic
Universe, and all of these movies are related in one way or another, sort of
sequels, to each other since one leads into the next one), Maleficent (Remake? Reimagining? Not sure what to call this one,
but it counts as unoriginal), Hunger Games 3 (sequel), X-Men…7? (Days of Future Past, a sequel), Captain
America 2 (sequel), Spider-Man 2 (or 5, depending on how you’re counting, and a
sequel to a remake), Planet of the Apes 2 (sequel to a reboot), and last but
not least, one original movie – Interstellar.
So then I looked at the award
winning movies for that year: Golden Globes, Academy Awards, Screen Actors Guild
Awards, BAFTA Awards, and Critics Choice Awards. Looking down the list, I
noticed an interesting trend – not one, not a single movie listed that won an
award matched up to the list of unoriginal money making box office smashes for
that year. Movies like Birdman
(original film), The Imitation Game (original
film), The Grand Budapest Hotel
(original film), Boyhood (original
film), The Theory of Everything (original
film), Selma (original film)… the
list goes on. Nobody’s heard of half these films, so either they aren’t being
advertised (part of the problem, I’m sure), or nobody’s going to see them,
which is clearly a part of the problem. Everybody says there is nothing unique
or original, but when its time to go to the movies, what do they go see, one of
the remakes, reboots or sequels. Hollywood’s just feeding the public what it is
clear that they want. I’m guilty myself. Just saw Avengers 2, plan on seeing Jurassic
World and Mad Max, so maybe we’re
all part of the problem. Hollywood is giving us what we are paying for, so if
we didn’t all fork over our money to see Dumb
and Dumber To, maybe they’d feed us an original movie we’d all like to
watch.
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