Sometimes I wonder if movies
assume the viewer is stupid. It all depends on the movie, but sometimes they
establish rules that are virtually ignored, such as Terminator 2 or The Matrix,
and then sometimes they expect the viewer to be lacking in practical common
sense. Case in point:
Back to the Future:
Marty McFly takes a
DeLoreon (a car which
ironically only lasted a few years because the founder was into cocaine)
into his past where he accidently alters the events that result in his parents
coming together. This very significant detail regarding the
impossibility of changing things in the space-time continuum will be
ignored in here. This article's focus is on another relatively important detail
that the entire plot and the success of its protagonist focuses on.
"It says here that a bolt of lightning
is going to strike the clock at precisely 10:04 pm"
But how many
seconds, dumbass. Marty Mcfly drives that damn DeLoreon 88 mph into a cable,
expecting the power to surge into his time machine at the exact second his
speeding car makes contact – at 10:04 pm. How much do you want to bet the
newspaper reporter at that time in the 60's did not take into account the
seconds, not just the minute, when the clock tower was struck. There is an
entire 60 seconds of leeway time before the clock is struck and it doesn't
change from 10:04 to 10:05. So marty speeding down the road with a hook
extending from the rear of his car would have most likely ripped the electrical
cable out once it made contact, and twenty to thirty seconds later, Marty would
have watched the lightening strike, not
sending him back in time, and him mumbling "shit" to himself.
Yeah he might have saved his parents' marriage only to cause divorce later on when
his father realizes that his firstborn son looks very similar, or should I say
exactly, like his wife's former high school fling.
Only an
idiot of a father would jump to the assumption that a high-schooler befriended
an eccentric mad scientist, accidently travelled back in time when said mad scientist
was shot to death with a machine gun by terrorists from which he stole uranium
to power his time machine, accidently disrupted his parent's first time
meeting, and caused a interference at their high-school prom. Logic states that
she had an affair and her first born looked exactly like her lover on the side,
not like George McFly.
Either way,
back to the point. His car would never have hit the cable at the exact time as
the lightning strike, so even though this makes for a dramatic ending to the
movie in 1985, he would have failed and Marty McFly would have had to adjust to
life in the 60's.
Terminator 2: Judgement Day:
I have briefly pointed
out this problem, but the first Terminator sets forth one very specific
rule: nothing non-organic can travel back in time. This prevents the machines
from going to the past, bringing a nuclear bomb, and destroying everything
before the robot revolution. Terminator 2 is awesome. Robert Patrick is a
badass, especially when he does his cameo in Wayne's World 2, but yet his very
existence defies the rules of the first movie. The original Terminator was a
robot wrapped in living human tissue, so the humans had no choice but to send a
human back in time to fuck Sarah Conner and impregnate her with his seed and
give the gift of John Conner to the post-apocalyptic world. But a liquid metal
terminator, one that has no organic
tissue, goes against the very basis of the rules established in the first
terminator movie. I got nothing else to say about that. The movies provide no explanation on this, only state of
the art special effects for a movie made in 1991. Either way, Terminator 2
should not and could not have happened, according to the rules of time travel.
The Matrix:
In The Matrix, if a person is plugged into
the matrix somebody on the outside has to disconnect them via a phonecall. If they are unplugged any
other way, they die. Yet somehow cypher finds a way to go into the matrix
and meet with the agents whose existence in limited solely to the matrix. He makes
a deal with them and betrays the resistance. But how the hell does he go into
the Matrix to meet with said agents, and how the hell does he get out of there
alive? No explanation is given, he never leaves the ship The Nebuchadnezzar to find some other entrance into the matrix, yet
somehow he betrays everyone and kills all but Morpheus, Neo, and his lover.
Pretty big plot hole if you ask me.
Now, it's
midnight, I've been drinking, so I have no guarantee that any of this typing is
in English. If I've fucked this blog entry up, let me know. Leave comments, not
just on this, but on any blog posts you read, and let me know that somebody aside from Daryl Allen (btw,
your awesome. Thanks for the feedback), is reading what I write. Also, if
anybody who reads my blog is interested in any of my actual writing (novels and short stories), let me know. In all
honesty, I think my stuff is pretty damn good, just waiting to be discovered. I'll send you stuff if you ask for it.
Either way,
happy midnight to all, and to all a good night.
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